Global Domination

Myrd: Myrd dig selv

02/09/11  ||  cadenz

1. Groaning like a dying pig is not cool.
2. Making angsty black metal with zero groove in the riffs is not cool.
3. Hailing from Denmark is not cool.

I have proof of all these things, for 1 and 2 in the form of “Myrd dig selv”, and for 3 – Lars Ulrich. And “Myrd dig selv”.

While some riffs actually are OK, most just drag on like snoozing pills baked in syrup. What a beautiful sentence. I’m trying to give this record the proper treatment but my eyelids just… keep… clos-zzzzzzzzzzz…………………

4/10: “Murder yourself” indeed seems to be the appropriate advice to give here.

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